That’s why I’m not allowed to be here unsupervised. —

I strongly suspect that this woman and I were separated at birth.  I made the mistake of reading it at midnight, when everyone else in the house WAS asleep. I’m afraid my laughter (complete with snorting) was rather loud.  Whatevs.   Nothing like a good belly laugh to make you feel like all’s right with the universe. Even one containing mange-ridden mongooses. (mongeese??)